Last time I left you there were explosives going off left right and centre and we were all a little bit lacking in mental faculties due to wine and beer related reasons. New Years Eve sounds weirder when you describe it like that. Anyway, needless to say, my beginning to 2017 involves lots of Happy … More 30. Oops, I Did It Again
I’ll tell you one thing, Christmas songs were absolutely not invented for Australia. I’ve been walking around supermarkets listening to Dean Martin croon ‘Oh the weather outside is frightful’ when it’s 26 degrees without a cloud in the sky. I’ve heard ‘Walking in a Winter Wonderland’ and talk of snow glistening in the lane as … More 29. Do They Know It’s Christmas?
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup… that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here. It all starts nearly 3 weeks ago… … More 17. One For The Road
…2. Telly
Imagine if ITV2+1 and Channel 5 had a baby, then you would have something akin to Australian television… … More 16. I Want The One I Can’t Have
Last Friday night we went to see Finding Dory. It was totally awesome duuuude. I have nothing more to say about that, but its not out in the UK yet so I just wanted to gloat. Seriously though, you should see it. Idris Elba as a sealion is worth it alone. Okay! So some stuff … More 14. There Is A Light That Never Goes Out
Look at me writing two blogs in quick (ish) succession. Aren’t you proud? I am. As promised this blog is all about our trip to the Hunter Valley, so without further ado… Friday, 27th May 2016. 1700 hours. Katie and I both left work in a bit of a hurry because we wanted to get … More 13. Aviation
Remember my attempt to be a more frequent blogger? That went well. Its been so long I’ve almost forgotten how to blog. The last time I did was the 6th of May and Marcus Rashford was merely a glint in his mothers eye. I do apologise to anyone who missed me (Mum, Dad, … er). … More 12. All These Things That I’ve Done
So, after 4 weeks of nothing this is my attempt to be a more frequent blogger. Lets find out together whether I actually have the ability to be funny more than once a week shall we? We haven’t got off to the best start as on reading this sentence my girlfriend of two years thought … More 11. Changes
I am, as I write this paragraph, commuting into Sydney, on a peasant wagon bus, stood up with a dodgy knee. If you don’t know about the knee, I’m surprised because I promoted the last blog enough, but you can read that tale here. Despite the fact that a bus commute is effectively a game … More 10. Recovery
So, this happened. I do realise it’s somewhat unconventional to start a blog with a picture, much less a picture of myself with hair everywhere looking like a Broadmoor patient posing for the newspaper. In my defence at this point I had had a shedload of morphine. Allow me to take you to the start … More 9. Twist and Shout
